Crooked Lizzie is a plus size MILF model just for fun.

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Moody Monday

In one of those Monday kinda moods, ya know? Sharing this hot shoot I did a while back when my hair was still long and brunette. I also photoshop the...

All About Crooked Lizzie

45 years old. 5’5″ 160 lbs. 44F bust.

Poly AF — partnered, not possessed 💕
Open marriage, some swinging curiosity, lots of honesty, zero sneaking around. Think “ethically sourced chaos.”

I’m bi, flirty, and here for hot men, cute girls, and the occasional morally questionable decision 🥵 (nothing that’s gonna get us in the slammer, just… interesting).

By day, I’m a data scientist who spends way too many hours in offices and anonymous hotel rooms that all smell vaguely like carpet cleaner and regret. By night… well, this is cheaper than therapy and more fun than cable TV.

Proudly nerdy 🎮 gamer girl 📚 book goblin ✨ who will absolutely stay up too late for “one more level” or “one more chapter” and then complain about it the next day.  Comic Cons, Ren Fests, Wine Tastings, Breweries, you’ll see me at all those places.